1 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,960 Checco: Si llego these levels, it wasn't easy. 2 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:48,338 no fueron suficientes mis dones naturales. 3 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:52,718 necesitaba tenacidad, terquedad, ab... 4 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,136 (BUSCAR PÁGINAS) 5 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,763 ... negación, cultura 6 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,432 y yo también diría... 7 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,018 un poco de suerte. 8 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:24,958 But let's start from the beginning, from how I took my first steps. 9 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,126 Buen día. 10 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,796 Buen día. Nice to meet you, Zalone. 11 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:32,508 Zalone. 12 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:36,762 - Nice to meet you, Zalone. Toma asiento. - Sr. Zalone... ¿Eh? 13 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,390 I read that you are from Puglia? - Sí. 14 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,518 But he lives nearby, in Milan. 15 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,354 (acento de Apulia) We have been in Lombardy for 30 years. 16 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,856 - ¡Ahora soy lombardo! - Bien. 17 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,068 es la segunda vez who tries to compete in the Army? 18 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,570 - El tercero. ¿El tercero? ¡Ah! 19 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,573 Here is the aggravating circumstance de recaída, entonces. 20 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,158 (RISAS) 21 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,370 (CHECCO HACE UN SONIDO) 22 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:05,415 ¿Por qué este deseo? ¿Para ser policía? 23 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:10,212 es una pasion que tenia already as a child, at 10 years old, 24 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,132 because I had uncle Giuseppe, policía como tú. 25 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,299 Ah, aquí está. 26 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,885 entonces era el quien la dejo entrar 27 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,263 en este deseo, in this desire for homeland. 28 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,432 He let me into the stadium, for free, whenever I wanted. 29 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:25,102 Llamé al tío Giuseppe and let me in. Many things. 30 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:28,021 Navidad. Cuando era Navidad, fue hermoso. 31 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,524 el hizo los secuestros algunos petardos, 32 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,484 tric y trac, bombas, y se los llevó a casa, 33 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,403 he gave them to his cousins y les disparamos. 34 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,614 Free shooting until 4:00. Fantastic uncle Giuseppe! 35 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:40,367 Este tío Giuseppe ¿Aún está en servicio? 36 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:43,412 - Yes, he's still in service. - Bien. Dime el nombre. 37 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,372 Capobianco Giuseppe. 38 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,418 We'll send it to them right away una evaluación financiera. 39 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,044 Sí, sí. ¿Finanzas? 40 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,464 - Then write Capobianco Vincenzo. - ¿Y quién sería? 41 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,466 The brother is in Finance. 42 00:02:56,593 --> 00:03:01,346 Por ejemplo, lo hicieron the seizures of tons of cigarettes. 43 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:05,726 Eeeh, I say, once he sent I'm not saying the cue, but a package! 44 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,104 The policeman is more gentlemanly. 45 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:15,027 Checco: You won't believe it, but I was rejected again. 46 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,405 Yes, he had taken a dislike to me ¡Ese coronel, vamos! 47 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:19,907 Cosas que pasan. 48 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:23,785 Who has never been caught on the nose from a high school teacher? 49 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:27,206 Me, why didn't I go there, but these are things that happen. 50 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,418 I remember my disappointment, mi amargura, 51 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,338 mis andanzas, sin un objetivo real, 52 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:38,217 when suddenly, in front of me, se encendió una luz. 53 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:42,346 Él era el espía de reserva. 54 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,563 Petrol attendant: The petrol is behind. 55 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,192 (CHECCO DUELE) 56 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,195 GLP, gana 7 euros. 57 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,448 Checco: Now it was my turn dile a mi madre, 58 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:05,410 that to make me pass the competition, she had turned to people in high places, but... 59 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,745 muy alto. 60 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,040 (in chorus) Holy Mary, Mother of God, ruega por nosotros pecadores... 61 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,042 (SUENA EL TELÉFONO CELULAR) ana: ¡cállate, cállate! 62 00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:13,460 Checco llamó. 63 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,587 Listen, Maria, listen too. 64 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,341 Mamá... 65 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,469 Me jodieron. 66 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,931 (VERSOS DE DESAPROBACIÓN) ¡Tres veces suena! 67 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:29,226 - Adiós. - Go and give away your cu, you and Checco! 68 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,896 Anna: It's unfortunate, oh my son! Mujer: ¡Estudiando! 69 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,064 ¿Qué debería decirte? 70 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,108 Checco: se ha ido el sueño del policía, 71 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,611 volví a trabajar in that stupid Brianza disco, 72 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,947 donde dar miedo no fue violencia, 73 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:46,368 but the narrow-mindedness, pacifist of those people. 74 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:52,332 Checco, I can't see you like this. What do you care about that contest? 75 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,376 ¡No te desanimes! 76 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:59,548 You were made to be safe. - This is safety, in your opinion? 77 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,591 ¿En un lugar como este? 78 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,345 La seguridad es acción, movimiento, intervención. 79 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,431 Mirar. 80 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:11,101 Buenas noches, señorita. Congratulations, nice balcony. 81 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,520 Congratulations to you too, who... ¿Es verdad? 82 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:15,272 - Gracias. - Pasa, idiota. 83 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,775 es la mentalidad which is wrong, Giovanni. 84 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:22,029 Ci vorrebbe un trabajo más a tu altura. 85 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,824 - Vado a fa' la pipì. Vai vai, sto io qua. 86 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,913 Buenas noches señorita congratulations on the balcony. 87 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,666 - Gracias. - Congratulations to you too who... 88 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,128 - ¡¿Che cazzo vuoi?! - No, scusa. 89 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:42,132 - I wanted to see the mentality, well done. - I'll give you the mentality, okay? 90 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,300 - Bien. - Hola guapo. 91 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,224 Checco: Ma un vero uomo of security knows that, sooner or later, 92 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,684 su hora llegará. 93 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:56,355 La nuestra inteligencia alerts us to possible terrorist acts 94 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:59,566 against sensitive targets, such as historical monuments and churches. 95 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,485 Checo: Y debe estar preparado. 96 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:05,447 Security needs to be stepped up, with the hiring of other men... 97 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,491 Checco: You have to come forward. 98 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:12,204 ...professionally trained y confía absolutamente en mí. 99 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,414 Checco: You have to be brave. 100 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,125 La carta que recibí de don bruno, 101 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,879 who asked me to help his son of his perpetual for a job, 102 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,173 let's summon him, let's get him there. 103 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,259 Checco: He needs to be recommended, funciona así. 104 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:36,478 (MÚSICA DE FONDO) 105 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,363 don bruno ¡Era un santo! 106 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:48,115 Aquí. 107 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,535 Ahora que has encontrado trabajo, a la madre, 108 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,579 you find yourself a beautiful girl. - Esperemos, mamá. 109 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,675 Compa', '¿en el auto? 110 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,094 - Seguridad. ¿Dónde está el obispo? - Está por allí. 111 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,513 ¡Mira esos! 112 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,937 gabriela, ten cuidado en estos desayunos. 113 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:20,147 Ahora vete, es tarde. 114 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,481 ¡Ve! Ve! Ve! 115 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:25,819 - Zalone, seguridad. - Iván. 116 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,320 - Did you bring the photos? - Sí. 117 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,198 Muy bien. Muy bien. 118 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,451 You will serve at the entrance del arzobispado. 119 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,954 - We have visitors from all over the world. ¿Sabes idiomas? - Sí. 120 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,330 - ¿Inglés? - Sí. 121 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:38,832 - ¿Francés? - Sí. 122 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,250 ¿Español? - Puros. 123 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,465 - ¡Dios lo bendiga! - Por supuesto, señora. 124 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,508 Now go, ma'am, thank you. 125 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,010 (DOLLANDO LAS CAMPANAS) 126 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:58,852 Very important: be particular be careful who visits the Bishop. 127 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:01,938 You have to be dressed up as appropriate: jacket, shirt. 128 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:05,775 No miniskirts, no necklines ni brazos desnudos. ¡Gravedad! 129 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,528 Cierto. Don Ivano, with me you can feel at ease. 130 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,281 Llámame Ivano, porque Todavía no soy sacerdote. 131 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,575 - Aren't you a priest yet? - Dentro de un rato. 132 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,327 Cuando te vi dije: 133 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:18,163 "Este niño, tan joven, ya está bien insertado". 134 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,874 - ¡Maldita seas! - I'll wait for you downstairs. 135 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,712 - When you enter, remember para besar el anillo. - El anillo. 136 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,509 ¿Es posible? - Después de usted. 137 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,596 Good morning, I'm Checco. ¡Ay, nuestro Checco! 138 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:36,848 Tomar el asiento. 139 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:51,947 - So, you do security, right? - La seguridad es mi campo. 140 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,699 Desde que he estado administrando situaciones de seguridad. 141 00:08:55,243 --> 00:09:00,413 You will start working for 3 months, but if it goes as well as I expect, 142 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,083 tendrás un contrato indefinidamente. 143 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,919 - It's what I've always wanted. - Precisamente. 144 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,755 ¿Quién empezó aquí con nosotros? hizo carrera. 145 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,800 - Mira a Guido. Checco: The one on the left? 146 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:15,554 Sí, ciertamente. Él empezó aquí con nosotros. 147 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,098 y ahora aquí está, el guardaespaldas del Papa. 148 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,183 Are the levels triggered? 149 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,812 -¡Checo! ¡Ponte a trabajar, vamos! - Voy. 150 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:27,482 Mire, don obispo, no te arrepentirás de mí. 151 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,073 - Of course, it's essential. - Ciertamente. 152 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,462 - Gracias. - ¿Cómo te fue? 153 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,591 - Bueno, el obispo es simpático. - Cualquier cosa, contáctame. 154 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,092 - Bueno. - Buen trabajo, Checco. 155 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:58,680 (MÚSICA DE FONDO) 156 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,228 ¡Aquí estamos! 157 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,897 Para este día tan importante. Gracias hermana. 158 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,483 Coronel, ¿cómo está? ¿Está todo bajo control? 159 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,860 - Ciertamente. - Bien. 160 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,487 Escuche, Su Eminencia, Vi salir a un chico. 161 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,197 - ¿Lo conociste? - Sí. 162 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,408 Es nuestro nuevo oficial de seguridad. 163 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:19,618 - ¿Eso? - Sí. 164 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,830 Su Eminencia, como responsable seguridad, permítame... 165 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:27,709 Alguien me lo informó de lo cual no puedo dudar en absoluto. 166 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,629 Entonces cálmate, de lo contrario, su corazón hará un berrinche. 167 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,881 - Más bien, ¿cómo estás? - Bien. 168 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,092 Ya que mi ascenso está en juego En Roma no quisiera... 169 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,345 - Irá a Roma. - ¿Dices? 170 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,806 Más bien, una cosa. Hermanos, ¿pueden precederme? 171 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,350 Me uniré a ti de inmediato. 172 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:48,688 Ya que me gustaría evitar que vengan. todos pidiéndome trabajo, 173 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:53,610 Pensé en algo: Contrataste a Checco Zalone. 174 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,403 ¿Aceptar? 175 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,826 Checco: Me mostré intransigente y decidido a hacer cumplir las reglas. 176 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:06,039 Checco: Quizás no nos entendimos, entonces no puedes entrar al Obispo. 177 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:10,251 Brazos expuestos, putas... ¿Qué estamos, en la playa? 178 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,671 ¿Sabes quiénes son? Vienen del Tíbet. 179 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:16,466 No estoy interesado. Ve al Tíbet, Ponte la chaqueta y la corbata. 180 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,802 Bella y elegante, como yo. Incluso uno roto 181 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,553 Pero chanclas, vamos. 182 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,723 ¡Eeeh! Mira este. Señores, por aquí. 183 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,685 - El obispo está ahí. - No, ahí está el barbero. 184 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:30,522 Capobianco Gino, vía Filippo Turati. Di: "Me envía Checco", ve. 185 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,150 Señora, disculpe, hay que quitar el velo. 186 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,236 - ¿Por qué? - Razones de seguridad. 187 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,824 Por las mismas razones, devuélvelo. 188 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,034 ¡¿Queremos retirarnos?! 189 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,372 Checco: Incluso los periódicos empezaron a hablar de mí. 190 00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:52,669 Ivano, enviemos una carta de disculpa, los invitamos a regresar. 191 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,506 Coronel: Su Eminencia... Este Zalone no es elegible. 192 00:11:56,632 --> 00:12:01,052 Coronel, démosle tiempo. ¡No lo condenemos por el primer error! 193 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,431 Ivano, no lo dejemos en la entrada. 194 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,852 - Mantengámoslo adentro, resguardado. - Mejor, sí. 195 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,353 (SUENA EL TELÉFONO) 196 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,021 ¡Ah! La Santa Sede. 197 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,733 Sí. 198 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,738 (MÚSICA SAGRADA DE FONDO) 199 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,743 Checco: En esos pasillos, para esos lugares mixtos, 200 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,413 entre ángeles y demonios, Me sentí como si estuviera en una de esas historias. 201 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:32,000 que nos cuenta Don Brown. ¿Quién no ha leído sus novelas? 202 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,044 Yo, porque vi las películas, hacerlo primero. 203 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,381 Chicos, fue lo mismo. Mismas posibles emboscadas, 204 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,842 mismas parcelas, 205 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,052 ser cortado de raíz. 206 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:47,474 Sacerdote (susurrando): Haremos esto, lo tomaremos del olivar. 207 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,393 Será el primero que yo... 208 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,730 ¿Qué...? 209 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,025 - ¿Hay algún problema? - Todo está bien. 210 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:01,988 Soy el nuevo en seguridad. tomaron mi nivel, 211 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,573 sono dentro da... 212 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,911 - ¿Conozce a José? - Sí, abbastanza. 213 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,332 - Trabajaré en ello juntos pronto. - Está bien. 214 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,584 (CHECCO SOSPIRA) Ah bueno... 215 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,463 Si tienes problemas, no dudes en llamar. 216 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,345 (LA PUERTA SE CIERRA) 217 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,848 Ci siete proprio tutti. Guarda el Piero, 218 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,268 che ha sperperato tutto su salario en el video poker. 219 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,689 ¡E la nuestra Flavia, sí! 220 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,609 Recuerdas el caso de Flavia, ¿verdad? 221 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:43,154 Su hijo le dio dinero para ir de compras. ¿Qué hizo ella? 222 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,158 Los tiró jugando a la lotería, un terno seco cada semana. 223 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:51,579 - 8, 18 y 58! ¡Aún lo recuerda! Bien. 224 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,750 con este maravilloso camino de fe, 225 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,420 has vencido al odioso demonio del juego, 226 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,216 pecado mortal eso te redujo... 227 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,719 ¡Bien hecho! Cierto. Es hora de celebrar. 228 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,472 (APLAUSOS) Bien hecho, bien hecho. Sí, sí. 229 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,725 Eminencia... 230 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,895 Disculpe un momento, Sólo me voy por un momento, 231 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,482 pero no descorches sin mí, porque quiero celebrar contigo. 232 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,194 Por favor, espérame. Nos vemos pronto. 233 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,238 Un momento, por aquí. 234 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,326 (VOZ) 235 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,169 ¡Lo siento! 236 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,921 Seguridad. 237 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,008 - ¿Qué estamos haciendo aquí? - Estamos esperando al obispo. 238 00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,427 - ¿Y dónde está? - Estará aquí pronto. 239 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:50,555 Chicos, necesitamos limpiar el sitio. El obispo no viene. 240 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,309 - Nos dijo que viene. - Él lo dice, pero no viene. ¿Viene de ti? 241 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,728 - Chicos, él no viene. - ¡Estará aquí pronto! 242 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,104 Te digo que no viene. 243 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,274 ¿Queremos hacer la apuesta? (TODOS ESTAN EN SILENCIO) 244 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,069 ¡Vamos! 245 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,405 ¿Qué es, jovencito, miedo? 246 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,119 - 10€. - ¡Sí, yo también! ¡Estoy dentro! 247 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,662 10, mío, mío, mío! 248 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,249 20! ¡Tengo 20 años! 249 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,792 Hombre: ¡10 euros! 250 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:21,961 - ¡6! - ¡9! 251 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,881 Checco: Uno a la vez. 252 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,050 Uno a la vez, lentamente. 253 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,969 Recuerda lo que apuestas, todos. 254 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,641 - mi familia Tiene suerte, señora. - Sí. 255 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,394 El otro día la tía hizo el trío: 8, 18 y 58. 256 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,355 ¡No! ¡Son mis números! 257 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,940 - ¿Lo jugaste? - No. 258 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,400 ¡Bien hecho idiota! "Mis números" y no los juega. 259 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,819 Juega la próxima vez. Dame aquí, todos. 260 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,864 Así que hagamos esto si viene con gorro en la cabeza, 261 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,283 ¡Pago el envío 3 veces! (VOZ CONFUNDIDA) 262 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,160 Obispo: Se necesitaría... 263 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,579 un papel más apropiado a sus capacidades. 264 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,959 Disculpe, Eminencia, seamos realistas... ¿Qué capacidades? 265 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,711 ¿Qué habilidades? Cual... 266 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,923 ¡Ah! Si nos lo ponemos, al museo del Duomo? 267 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,091 ¡No! 268 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,344 Hay obras de inestimable valor. No me arriesgaría, Eminencia. 269 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,804 Entonces ¿dónde? 270 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,889 Virgen, ayúdame. 271 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,475 Virgen... Virgen... 272 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,143 ¡Madonna! ¡A la Virgen! 273 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,771 Por supuesto, lo ponemos en la Madonnina. 274 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,399 Está decidido. ¡A la Virgen! 275 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,317 Sí, sí, sí. 276 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,611 Está decidido. 277 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,073 Checco: me lo había ganado the mutual respect of those three. 278 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,451 That's how they assigned me il più sensibile degli obiettivi. 279 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,516 - Hola, hermanita. - HOLA. 280 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:50,109 (MÚSICA ARABEGGING EN EL FONDO) 281 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,983 (MÚSICA CLÁSICA DE LOS PONENTES) 282 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:39,992 (CINTURONES CHECCO) Ivano: Por aquí. 283 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,207 Head towards that painting, Me uniré a ti de inmediato. 284 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,334 Sólo un momento. 285 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,548 - ¡Oye, Ivano! - ¿Qué estás haciendo aquí? 286 00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:55,800 - Para comer. - ¡No puedes comer! 287 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:57,844 ¿Por qué? 288 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,805 It's a museum and you can't leave tu lugar desatendido! 289 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,682 I'll be back soon, don't worry. 290 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,061 Farah: Disculpe. 291 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,648 - HOLA. - HOLA. 292 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,818 I'm looking for the painting of Saint Teresa. 293 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,738 The canvas of Saint Teresa? Entonces... 294 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,534 Eh... 295 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,744 - Shall we keep her here? - Sí. 296 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,498 - Mmm... entonces. It is a canvas from the 1600s. 297 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,375 ¿Desde 1600? 298 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,211 Didn't they throw it away? 299 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,173 ¿Y vienes ahora? Espera un minuto. 300 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,383 - (en voz alta) ¡Ivano! - ¡Shh! 301 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,928 The canvas of... Santa Teresa, desde 1600? 302 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,514 (susurrando) It's in the other room, but be careful. 303 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,017 En la otra habitación, señorita, Por aquí. 304 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,644 Disculpe. We were talking about the Madonna. 305 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,230 ¡Iván! I'll be here from tomorrow. De nada, señorita. 306 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,238 Farah: ¡Aquí está! 307 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,575 - ¡Qué bonito! - Bonito. 308 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,037 - Luego nueva nueva temporada. - Mh-mh. 309 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,665 Checco: ¿Por qué? he has this look a little... 310 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,712 - Es el éxtasis. - ¡Ah, se drogaba! 311 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,674 And did they make her Santa? Esto es el perdón. 312 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,887 - Nice to meet you, I'm Farah. - Soy Checco. 313 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,722 ¿Trabajas aquí? 314 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,600 No, I manage the Madonnina. Arriba, en el Duomo. 315 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,435 - Ah... - La última aguja. 316 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,687 - Yes, it's beautiful there. - Hermoso. 317 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:36,776 Ver todas las discotecas, pigeons, the most beautiful things. 318 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,740 es una pena that you can't take photos. 319 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,618 - ¿Quién dijo eso? - El cartel, aquí. 320 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,037 Checco: Who put it there? 321 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,044 Toma la fotografía. 322 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,212 ¿Iván? 323 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:01,300 We want to stop taking it initiative without prior notice? 324 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,887 Esto no es bueno Ivano. don't look at me like that! 325 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,268 Checo: This is the high terrace, 326 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,603 la parte que más admiras la Virgen. 327 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,730 Mh-mh. ¡Qué hermoso! 328 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,400 Farah: puedes subir ¿En la Madonina? 329 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,278 Solo nosotros en seguridad we can go up to the third level. 330 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,404 Oh. 331 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,657 Why are you interested in paintings, de estas cosas? 332 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:26,450 Entonces... 333 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,078 estoy haciendo una tesis sobre la pintura italiana. 334 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:33,791 I am an architecture student. Necesito alojamiento. 335 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:38,004 - I'm here with Erasmus so... - ¿El novio? 336 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,715 No. 337 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,050 An accommodation, let's see... 338 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,678 Something also in the province? 339 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,472 - Depende. ¿Se sale mucho? No. 340 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,059 Como el cura del pueblo se jubiló, 341 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:55,771 he gave me the management of his house, so if you want to come... 342 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,149 Yes, maybe I'll come and see it. 343 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:02,028 Gracias por todo. Hola Fara. 344 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,571 Hola, gracias. 345 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,948 - HOLA. - HOLA. 346 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,331 - ¡Fara! Disculpe. - ¿Mh-mh? 347 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,082 How do you spell "Farah"? 348 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,542 Con la acca final. 349 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,336 With the wetsuit, I understood. 350 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,254 - You're a foreigner, right? - Sí. 351 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,049 Vale, adiós. 352 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,720 (MÚSICA DE FONDO) 353 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:48,991 Si yo inventara Facebook, I would have made a rule: 354 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:53,621 sin foto de perfil, si estás cesante. 355 00:22:56,083 --> 00:23:01,253 Mira, cuanto mayores son and the more they do whores, 356 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:07,718 pero te digo que tengo un sentimiento, 357 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:14,725 a alguien como tu he likes my element, baby. 358 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:21,232 Si me agregas, I could tag you all my good, 359 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:27,613 pero si te niegas, I might even tag my veins. 360 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:33,702 Créeme, no lo eres among those usual friendships, 361 00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:40,251 lo que te haces a ti mismo to only do the dirty things. 362 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:46,549 Si me agregas, then I also trill you every day, 363 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:52,805 pero si te niegas, I drill myself on youporno. 364 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:58,811 Eso es lo que eres you are my original program. 365 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:05,401 Todos los demás ahora Now they just make me crack. 366 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:26,213 - ¡Bueno, vete! - Do you think he likes me? 367 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:30,134 ¡Sí! Así es como va but deep down he cares about you, come on. 368 00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:32,595 Espera un momento. 369 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,515 Los eliminamos, so the face comes out a little. 370 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,976 ¡Aaah! ¡Qué hermosa eres! 371 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:45,691 - Ve, María. - Voy. - Ve, María. 372 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,368 Farah... Farah! 373 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,580 Te busqué toda la noche. (LA PUERTA SE ABRE) 374 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,541 ¡Qué carajo, Farah! ¡Oh! 375 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,008 ¡Mierda! El puerto LSD está bien. 376 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:13,969 El enchufe... 377 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,809 (Acento veneciano) Lo siento, estoy tropezando. 378 00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:22,394 Desayuno. 379 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:26,774 Anna: Mi San José, let them get together, huh? 380 00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:29,693 (SONIDO DE PLATOS ROTOS) Checco: Are you really bothering me? 381 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:35,908 (CHECCO CURAS EN DIALECTO FUERTE) 382 00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:39,370 ¡Excepto que uso fructosa! - ¡No lo hice a propósito! 383 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,914 I eat chocolate chip cookies! 384 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,582 ¡Que te jodan, vete! - ¡María, las gafas! 385 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,713 - Por favor. Woman: Why are they making us wait? 386 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,466 (ZUMBIDO) And the new security officer? 387 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:56,679 Bueno, todo bien. Everything is fine here, yes. 388 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,266 - ¿Dónde? - Eh... 389 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,066 - I sent him on a special mission. - Oh. 390 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,652 Por favor, volvamos. 391 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,655 Woman: You always have to ten paciencia. 392 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,241 Checco: Giova', they fired you from a nightclub 393 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,827 donde trabajaste solo on Saturdays and Sundays for 50 euros. 394 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,745 ¿Es esta la tragedia? 395 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,332 - That's not the problem. - ¿Cual? 396 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,919 - Llevamos aquí media hora, ¿puedes decirme? - It's a little hard to say. 397 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,131 You can talk to me, Giovanni, come on. 398 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,967 (JUAN SUSPIRO) Yo... 399 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,804 ...todavía soy virgen. 400 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,936 Esto está mal, Juan. 401 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:50,357 I'm having a hard time with this situation, Nunca se lo he dicho a nadie. 402 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:55,446 I said it to you, because I respect you a friend and a sensitive person. 403 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,199 I, on the other hand, did it when I was 16. 404 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,202 fue hermoso, 405 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,913 porque era más grande, la hija del carnicero. 406 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:08,292 That evening my mother knocked, while we were doing it... 407 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,668 -¡Checo! - ¿Eh? 408 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,128 Tienes que ayudarme. 409 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:14,006 Necesito una chica... 410 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,302 - ¡María! - ¿Quién, la niñera? 411 00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:20,971 Sí, la niñera. He's still a virgin, you know? 412 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:23,349 I don't like it that much, it's not that much... 413 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,440 (CHECCO DUELE) Lo siento, Checco. 414 00:27:31,566 --> 00:27:34,401 John, don't contradict me, sabes que me molesta. 415 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,571 It's a period that I express my opinions, I don't know what I... 416 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,157 - Estás exagerando. - Disculpe. 417 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,742 ¡Hola Checo! 418 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:45,954 - Él ¿cómo estás? - Hola, bien. 419 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,375 Espera, ¿tu nombre es...? - Farah, I saw you yesterday. 420 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,418 Farah... We met yesterday. 421 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,337 HOLA. ¿Qué estás haciendo aquí? 422 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:56,256 Siéntate, siéntate. Levántate, levántate. 423 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:58,258 Este es Giovanni, El novio de María. 424 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,718 - HOLA. - Giovanni, nice to meet you. 425 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:02,012 - Now he has to go though. - ¿Dónde? - De María. 426 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,263 Siéntate, siéntate. 427 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,058 So, what can you tell me? 428 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,937 - Um... For the house you told me about... - Aquí están las claves. 429 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:12,064 Es tuyo. 430 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,233 - ¿Como? - Sí. 431 00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,736 - ¿Dónde está esta casa? - ¡John! 432 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:19,738 - Sí. - ¿Adónde vas? 433 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,240 De María. 434 00:28:21,324 --> 00:28:24,493 Te vas más tarde, ahora acompañas a Farah. en casa de Don Bruno. 435 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,914 - But I have luggage to get. - Giovanni will take care of the luggage. 436 00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,208 Ve con Giovanni. 437 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:34,086 - Bueno. - De nada, señorita. Sí. 438 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:37,423 Giovanni: Listen, Checco, maybe I'll go to Maria's tomorrow. 439 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,427 - Me iré enseguida. - Eh... 440 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:42,970 De nada, señorita. 441 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,722 ¿Pesan las maletas? 442 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,474 (PATOS DESGUAZANDO) 443 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,854 (Astillado) 444 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,189 (SUENA EL TELÉFONO CELULAR) 445 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,901 El pez está en la red. 446 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:02,030 - Has he shown interest in you? Sí, suficiente. 447 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,699 I'll go out with him soon. 448 00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:06,285 - ¿Qué tan avanzado estás? Escuché de la gente. 449 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:09,413 I will have news about the gift soon. 450 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:12,875 - Hola, hermanita. Hola hermanito. 451 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:25,262 checo: por favor ¡Ojos cerrados, Farah! 452 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:26,472 (FARAH RÍE) 453 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:29,308 - Where did you take me, Checco? - Ahora lo verás. 454 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,312 eso es una cosa that you who do architecture 455 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:36,648 you can't find it anywhere in the world, I assure you. 456 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,692 - ¿Sí? - Es una pieza única. 457 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:42,905 Sólo yo lo tengo. Only Checco could show you. 458 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,282 It's a unique opportunity Lo que te doy, Farah. 459 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:49,328 On the count of three, open your eyes. Uno, dos, tres. 460 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,663 ¿Eh? 461 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,082 - ¡Es un trullo! - Sí. 462 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,961 - A trullo in Brianza, Checco? - Sí. - ¿Cómo es esto posible? 463 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:01,215 - My grandfather left it to me, who was from Alberobello. - Ah... 464 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,841 Ven, te lo mostraré. 465 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,219 El abuelo Checco... 466 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:09,807 The last 20 years of his life he spent them here, in Milan with us. 467 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,100 I was very close to grandfather Checco. 468 00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,812 We spent a lot of time together. 469 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:19,358 Me contó sus historias, the facts of when he was young. 470 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,860 He told me the facts of the war. 471 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:24,238 Maybe I was his favorite nephew. 472 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,572 - ¿Sí? - Mmm. 473 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,241 El abuelo Checco... 474 00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:31,036 - Then he went to heaven. - ¡Ay, Checo! 475 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,666 When he went to heaven, to others cousins left 50 thousand euros. 476 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,961 - This is bullshit on me! - No, Checo. 477 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,505 - No, Farah, it's bullshit. - ¡No, es hermoso! 478 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,590 I'm not offended, it's bullshit. 479 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,926 Lo siento, el ladrillo rojo. bajo el trullo... 480 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,803 Come in, you who are an architect. 481 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:50,931 - Es típico, Checco. - Typical of an asshole like him! 482 00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:52,516 Mirar. 483 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,185 Mira, mira. 484 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:58,814 This is not the same as the tone set. Todavía lo intentó. 485 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,316 - I was changing his cloth. - ¿Sí? 486 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,902 Si lo supiera, Lo dejé en la mierda. 487 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:06,029 A shitty old age had to do. 488 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:09,616 - The walls are a little rotten. - You don't speak ill of the dead. 489 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,034 ¡Pero bastardo! 490 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:14,288 - No, something can be done. - No, Farah. 491 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:17,624 Me preguntaron, just to knock it down, 10 thousand euros. 492 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,834 ¿En realidad? 493 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:22,462 Pero después, Checco, you can make a nice project. 494 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:26,091 Necesitamos un arquitecto. You are an architect, you create the project. 495 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,971 They are not yet and at the Municipality we need someone who signs the project and... 496 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,515 - Capobianco Stéfano. - ¿Quién es? 497 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:36,810 El tío abuelo de mi madre, está en la oficina técnica del Municipio. 498 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,395 ¿Qué quieres decir? 499 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,151 One day you will understand many things de este país. 500 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,194 Está bien aquí, Farah. 501 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:49,281 - Estudias, ¿verdad? - Sí. There's no use for shit here. 502 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:55,162 (RITMOS CUBIERTOS POR MÚSICA) 503 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:38,038 Giovanni: It was a nice... - Tarde. - ¡Noche! 504 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,625 - ¡También es genial! - Eh. 505 00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:45,629 - Ya llegué. - ¿Vives aquí? - Mh-mh. 506 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:51,593 - Good luck for tomorrow. Te mueres. 507 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,637 - You have the interview, right? - Sí. 508 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:57,057 - Let's hope it goes well. - Sí, todo estará bien. 509 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,059 Escucha, María... 510 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,521 I had to talk to you about something, 511 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:07,401 but I can tell you another time. (DEJA RUIDO) 512 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:10,028 Eh... 513 00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:14,116 - I like you a lot, Maria. Do you know what I understood? 514 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:17,035 - ¿Sí? Pero te soy sincero. 515 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,914 - Estoy enamorado de otra persona. - ¿Realmente? 516 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,876 Ah, bueno. 517 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,171 - Todo salió mal. - Lo siento. 518 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,299 No te preocupes, Estoy feliz por ti. 519 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:37,180 María: Gracias. Por favor. Hola buenas noches. 520 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,473 HOLA. 521 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:46,273 Checco, ¿viste? 522 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:50,277 - How naive you are, Giovanni! - ¿Por qué? 523 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:54,448 una chica dice esto to see if you really care. 524 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,579 - But speaking to us she seems nice. - Did she have to be unpleasant too? 525 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:01,913 Ya es 'nu cess'. 526 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,249 Está bien para empezar, así que cortejala. 527 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:10,589 (EL HOMBRE HABLA ÁRABE) 528 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,259 Bien. Esto es lo que significa que la bomba 529 00:34:14,343 --> 00:34:17,304 it's ready to explode at 5:00. 530 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,639 (TEACHER REPEATS IN ARABIC) 531 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,851 Notemos cuidadosamente este sonido palatino "ch", 532 00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:24,978 que existe mucho en el idioma árabe, 533 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,230 but it does not exist in Italian. (CHECO RUSIA) 534 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,067 There are many words in Arabic con este sonido, 535 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:33,445 así que estoy aquí para ayudarte pronunciarlo bien. 536 00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,822 (CHECCO HACE UN SONIDO) ¡Ella! ¡Bravo! 537 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:38,158 ¡Muy bien! - ¿A mí? 538 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:41,828 Sí, ella. He has excellent pronunciation. - ¿Es verdad? 539 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,247 ¿Dónde sirve? - En la Catedral. 540 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,958 Entonces él es un hombre elegido. ¡Del coronel Mazzini! 541 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,418 Sí. Bien. 542 00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,713 Como es tan bueno, veamos un poco. 543 00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,716 si ella es encontrada en tal situación: 544 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:58,428 he sees two troublemakers, pero también dos normotipos, 545 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:01,098 to confabulate cryptically, 546 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:05,018 perhaps with ostentatious calmness y escuchas a escondidas... 547 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:08,230 (ENSEÑAR HABLAR EN ÁRABE) 548 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,108 ¿Qué entiendes? 549 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:14,236 Realmente no entendí la parte en italiano. 550 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,530 That of the ostentatious... (RISAS) 551 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:20,367 ...tranquilidad. ¿Por qué? Are we all geniuses here? 552 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:25,372 (CHECCO MAKES PALAL SOUNDS) 553 00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:35,465 (disturbing notes in the background) 554 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,175 - ¡Oye! - ¿Sí? 555 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,928 Do you understand what it means? 556 00:35:40,054 --> 00:35:42,597 - No. - ¿Por qué no? ¿No eres árabe? 557 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:47,435 Sí, soy norteafricano, pero crecí en Francia. 558 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,939 - ¿Qué significa eso? - "We will put a bomb in the church." 559 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:54,734 - You know I take the Arabic course en el trabajo? - Ah... 560 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,738 Maldita sea, pensé que me puedas ayudar! 561 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,157 Oh, no... 562 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:05,996 - ¿Fara? - ¿Mh-mh? 563 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,461 - ¿Y ahora qué dijiste? - Eh... 564 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,842 Significa que... 565 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,053 - ¿Sí? - "What a beautiful day." 566 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,724 That's what the Arabs say. Se encuentran y dicen... 567 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:29,853 (CHECCO MALES THE ARABIC) ...caminar alrededor del lago? 568 00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,314 Why don't we go to the lake? 569 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:34,858 ¿Y por qué no? 570 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,276 Ah... ¿qué sé yo? 571 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:39,404 (SWEET MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND. FARAH SE RÍE) 572 00:36:39,488 --> 00:36:42,407 My mother always sees me studying: “This one came out crazy!” 573 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:45,202 "He never studied in his life, Has he started studying now?!". 574 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:46,703 (FARAH RÍE) ¿Y tu padre? 575 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:49,122 - My father works abroad. - Oh. 576 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,540 - ¿No te lo dije? - No. 577 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,043 I have to introduce him to you. Farah, how are you hungry? 578 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,546 - En resumen, sí. - We have potatoes, rice and mussels. 579 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:01,968 Dos chuletas 580 00:37:03,512 --> 00:37:04,638 mozzarella... 581 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:08,308 I told my mother yesterday, otherwise he would do something more. 582 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,936 Traje cuscús. 583 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:14,397 Ah... 584 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,401 Aquí, veamos. (SUENA EL TELÉFONO CELULAR) 585 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,071 Lo siento, una llamada. ¿Listo? 586 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,783 (PATOS DESGUAZANDO) 587 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:29,287 Sufien: The bathroom is almost ready. - Bien, bien. 588 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:33,833 ¿Cómo va el pollo? - Mh, don't worry, it's cooking. 589 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,627 ¿Qué tipo es él? 590 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,587 Aquí, aquí. 591 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,174 Autobús autobús... 592 00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,427 ¡Mus mus! ¡Mus mus! 593 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,304 Checco, what are you doing?! 594 00:37:48,015 --> 00:37:50,433 I cooked it for 5 hours, it was for us. 595 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,353 - ¿No es cebo? - No. 596 00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:56,147 I thought it was for the ducks. 597 00:37:56,732 --> 00:38:00,068 - No, it's a typical dish. - Para los hombres, digamos. 598 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,946 Sí, lo comemos. 599 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,283 Bueno. Vamos, Farah. para comer, ¡rápido! 600 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,369 Gracias. 601 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,330 - Do you want to start with these? - Eh... 602 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,790 Comience con estos. 603 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,625 (SUENA EL TELÉFONO CELULAR) 604 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,963 - Hola, Checco. Giovanni, I have to talk to you. 605 00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:23,341 tengo la entrevista de trabajo 606 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,510 para el puesto de seguridad en el supermercado. 607 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:26,845 ¿Hablaré contigo más tarde? 608 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:29,556 No, I can't later, it's not possible for me. 609 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,516 Escucha... 610 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,729 - You can't stay here, Checco. - I have to confess something to you. 611 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:37,480 no puedo manejar la confesión. 612 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,317 el director ha llegado del personal. 613 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,028 - No me importa. - ¿Por qué no te importa? 614 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:44,321 Me enamoré de. 615 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:45,947 ¡Ah, hermoso! 616 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:48,742 Esta vez es diferente. It's not like other times 617 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:50,618 that I was giving it a shot and then I kicked her out. 618 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:53,872 This time I'll make her talk, let's talk, let's be together. 619 00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:59,002 Es hermoso. No me lo dio, it's making me different. 620 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,503 Él lo hará. 621 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,757 (stuttering) This is nice, significa que es amor. 622 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,759 - Estoy feliz. - Listen, what about you? 623 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,637 tengo fe and I'm in love with art. 624 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,556 La llamé de nuevo, 625 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,560 but I didn't ask her right away consumir, porque... 626 00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:17,771 ¡Estás equivocado! Miras el formulario 627 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:21,566 and you don't get to the substance of things, you're throwing your life away! 628 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:22,901 ¡Me cabreas! 629 00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,155 No lo sé. You want to kill yourself de puños toda mi vida?! 630 00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,908 Hazlo, pero ya sabes why do you risk blindness like this? 631 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:31,576 Bueno. 632 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,537 Adiós. 633 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:38,083 - Sorry, he was my best friend. - Vamos. 634 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,818 - Salam aleikum. - Salam aleikum. 635 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:08,113 (MÚSICA ARABEGGING EN EL FONDO) 636 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,239 Hola. 637 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,241 Salam. 638 00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:00,999 (LLAMA A LA PUERTA) 639 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:24,814 ¿Está Farah ahí? 640 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,401 - Hola, Farah. ¡Hola Checo! 641 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:33,364 - Mi hermano Sufien. - ¡Ah, tu hermano! 642 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,533 - Hello, Sufflè. - ¡Sufien! 643 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,369 - Dos amigos nuestros. - HOLA. - HOLA. 644 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:42,040 Farah, since my father has returned, que trabaja en el extranjero, 645 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:45,376 We're having a big dinner tonight and I thought about inviting you. 646 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:46,920 Eh... 647 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:49,923 vendría con mucho gusto, ma non posso lasciarli qui. 648 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:54,093 tú también vienes, todos, muchachos. 649 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,804 Comemos muy bien espectacular esta noche. 650 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,849 Just a moment while I get ready. - Ve a prepararte. 651 00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:03,645 HOLA. Checco soy yo. 652 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:06,606 Tonight I'll make you eat cosas buenas. 653 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,905 But... do you live in Islam? 654 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,251 (EL HOMBRE HABLA ÁRABE) 655 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:30,463 How do they come to me sometimes?! 656 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,924 Then I'll tell you another, stronger one. 657 00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:41,766 ¡El Islam no es un país! 658 00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:43,768 Es una fe. 659 00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:47,772 And don't get angry, though. 660 00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:50,358 - ¿De dónde eres? - Eh... 661 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,321 De Cattolica. 662 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:01,911 I'll wait for you outside, guys. 663 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,413 ¡Fara! Estoy afuera. 664 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,832 Nicola: ¡Aquí está! 665 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,086 Queridos amigos, abran de par en par your hearts and your mouths 666 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:14,507 to accommodate what we can define "the octopus of the year"! 667 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,176 Checco: Mamá, muévete para aquí. - Aquí lo tienes. 668 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:20,221 ¡Suficiente! es hora de terminarlo ¡Con este olor a pescado! 669 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:22,890 ¿Cuál es la noticia, señora? ¿Ahora el pescado apesta? 670 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:24,851 ¡Por favor! (VENTANA SE CIERRE) 671 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,395 I just returned from Iraq and at the first barbecue 672 00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,731 ya esta creado this conflict of opinions? 673 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:33,901 ¡Vamos! - Checco, what is your father doing in Iraq? 674 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:35,653 El soldado es papá. 675 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:39,991 papá es un soldado del ejército italiano. 676 00:43:40,075 --> 00:43:41,784 - Oh. ¡Ah! - ¡Ah! 677 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:47,290 No estuvo sólo en Irak. Dad, tell me where you were. 678 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:49,959 Fue en el Líbano. Say, what's Lebanon like? 679 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,294 Muy buen pescado. 680 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,339 - Estaba en Afganistán. Bastante bien. 681 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,175 Mucho queso, aves. 682 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,637 Vamos, coman, muchachos. 683 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:01,846 Sr. Nicolás, 684 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:05,516 he thinks nothing of his presence in Iraq is it not appreciated by the Arab people? 685 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,019 - I don't have to stay there all the time. - ¿Cuándo te vas? 686 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,188 Just finished paying the mortgage. 687 00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:13,358 ¿La hipoteca? Is that why you're in Iraq? 688 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:17,654 - ¿Es este tu ideal? - Guaglio, they give me 6,000 euros a month, 689 00:44:17,946 --> 00:44:20,490 yo no hago una mierda, para mi es ideal! 690 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,996 (SEÑAL ACÚSTICA DEL PONENTE) 691 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:32,043 Speaker: Flight AZ504, to London, exit 20, immediate boarding. 692 00:44:33,962 --> 00:44:36,339 - Farah: ¿Puedo ayudarte? - No, gracias, pórtate bien. 693 00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:38,758 You're a guest, I do everything, no te preocupes. 694 00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:42,303 For me politicians are all the same, It's the money that counts 695 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:45,723 y religión cada uno debes rezarle, 696 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:49,143 without anyone saying anything. - Así es. 697 00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:52,605 Only one thing I say to Muslimism: ¿Cómo tratas a las mujeres? 698 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,274 ¡Eeeh! otra vez with this story of a woman?! 699 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:58,528 No chicos, vi Algunas cosas malas en la televisión. 700 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:01,197 Las mujeres deben ser respetadas él es un ser humano. 701 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:02,907 Sin embargo, Let's end these discussions. 702 00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:04,158 - ¿Café? - Sí, por favor. 703 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:05,868 - ¿Café? - Sí. - ¿Café? - Gracias. 704 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,995 (gritando) ¡Mamá! ¡5 cafés, rápido! 705 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,999 - Don't make it water water! - Checco, ¿qué café? 706 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,752 Queremos estos mejillones dejarlo al viento? 707 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,212 - No, detente. - ¡No! 708 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,548 - Estoy bien, muy bien. - Me siento mal por eso. 709 00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:20,591 - Gusto. Nicola: Prueba el mejillón. 710 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:22,677 Estas acostumbrado al mejillón oriental, 711 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,804 que es insípida, pero esto es Tarento. 712 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,140 - ¡Prueba el mejillón! - Voy. 713 00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,100 Prueba el mejillón. 714 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,227 - (gritando) ¡No! - ¿Qué es? 715 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:33,563 Do you eat it with lemon?! ¡Lo arruinas! 716 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:35,606 That's there to embellish. 717 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,943 The mussel must be fundamentalist, sin limón. 718 00:45:39,027 --> 00:45:40,403 Mételo en la boca. 719 00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:44,407 Lentamente, saborea. 720 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,285 - And then tell your friends. Checco: How is it? 721 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,204 nicola: ¿eh? 722 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,667 - Bien. - ¡Eh! ¡¿Qué te dije?! 723 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:57,545 - Come on, Gugliò, on with the mussels! - Come el mejillón. 724 00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,297 (MÚSICA ARABEGGING EN EL FONDO) 725 00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:01,048 Buen mejillón. ¡Está delicioso! 726 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:04,302 (EL HOMBRE HABLA ÁRABE) 727 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:05,928 Especial. 728 00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:09,682 (LOS HOMBRES HABLAN ÁRABE) 729 00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:27,825 (LLAMA A LA PUERTA) 730 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:30,953 (LOS HOMBRES HABLAN ÁRABE) 731 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,544 (VERSOS DE DOLOR) 732 00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:40,713 (RUIDO DE DESCARGA DEL INODORO) 733 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:47,845 (LOS HOMBRES GRITAN EN ÁRABE) 734 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:14,038 (ARRANQUE DEL MOTOR) 735 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,550 Vainilla... 736 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,844 "Toma el chocolate", "No, vainilla." 737 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,012 She's obsessed with vanilla. 738 00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:32,431 - ¿Checco? - ¿Mmm? 739 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:35,852 La chica que trajiste anoche cenando... 740 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,312 ¿te gusta? 741 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:43,818 You like it, we all like it lo que nos gusta, papá. 742 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,153 Pero hay un problema. 743 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,531 - Ella es árabe. - ¿Bien? 744 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,992 Eh eh, they are different from us. 745 00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:53,327 Tienen otras costumbres. 746 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:55,079 Son raros. 747 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:00,668 No lo comprendo. 748 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,837 Ya ves, 749 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:08,634 de esa manera tienen, the hatred when you do us kindness... 750 00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:12,471 No, when you say the work you do, when you say you're a soldier, 751 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,266 you have to explain: "I'm going on a mission por la paz mundial." 752 00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:17,560 Anna: Mi Virgen, is this still like this?! 753 00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:20,980 Date prisa, tengo que irme para comprar regalos de bautizo! 754 00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:24,567 - I'm going on a mission for my peace. - Lo tengo, papá. 755 00:48:24,651 --> 00:48:27,570 Un día regresé. I already miss the trench. 756 00:48:30,657 --> 00:48:32,033 Comandos. 757 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,042 Hey, Mom, I was thinking something. 758 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:45,671 In Alberobello, at the baptism, Do I even tell Farah to come? 759 00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:48,591 Bueno... 760 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,927 Make her come, she's nice. 761 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:54,847 - This morning dad left... - ¡Déjalo en paz! 762 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:58,017 - Está bien. - Escucha, pero... 763 00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:00,269 ¿te enamoraste? 764 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,439 (SWEET MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 765 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:07,568 - ¡Ah! - Dile a mamá. How stupid... 766 00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,780 Doesn't this one have small tits? 767 00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:14,075 Él sanará. 768 00:49:14,743 --> 00:49:16,786 (ANNA HABLA EN DIALECTO) 769 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,121 no puedo decirle that you will be absent for two days 770 00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:21,165 para el bautismo del hijo de tu prima. 771 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:25,127 - Say that my grandmother died. - I don't tell lies, I can't. 772 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,588 Mi abuela es vieja tal vez realmente muera. 773 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,298 ¡No, Checco, para! 774 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,135 Farah también debe venir. Vamos. 775 00:49:37,015 --> 00:49:38,683 - Entonces vete. - Gracias. 776 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:40,977 Esperar. 777 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,980 - ¿Cuáles son? - Compra los panzerotti. 778 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,773 - ¡Vamos, Checco, vete! - HOLA. 779 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:51,570 (MÚSICA DE FONDO) 780 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,326 Radio: The news of the day. 781 00:49:57,411 --> 00:50:00,579 It worries and causes discussion Bin Laden's new video message, 782 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:03,624 in which he invites the Arab people No comer mejillones crudos. 783 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,252 Un grupo de expertos is examining whether the message 784 00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:09,005 does not contain a veiled threat a nuestro país. 785 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,507 Ahora la página de deportes, ofrecido por... 786 00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:14,885 Woman: Banca Popolare di Bari, un banco internacional 787 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,846 justo debajo de tu casa! 788 00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,582 (RITMOS CUBIERTOS POR MÚSICA) 789 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:52,798 (FARAH RÍE) 790 00:50:57,804 --> 00:51:00,014 - ¡Fara! ¡Checo! - Ella es hermosa. 791 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,726 Don Angelo: Come on, let's go in. Everyone on the benches, in the cool. 792 00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:05,811 Buenos días, señora. 793 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:09,607 Niños en fila india para dos, muy bueno. 794 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:13,194 ¡Ooh! Gabriele, the baby, has arrived. 795 00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:16,322 Señor, entremos que lo bauticemos ahora. 796 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:18,908 - ¡Don Ángel! - ¿Sí? - ¿Cuál es esta noticia? 797 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:22,328 Because this beautiful girl she can't be a godmother at baptism 798 00:51:22,412 --> 00:51:24,246 to my nephew, can I know? 799 00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:26,957 señora, la niña no tiene sacramento. 800 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:30,211 - Do you stick to these things?! - Excuse me for a moment, aunt. 801 00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:31,670 Escuche, don Ángel. 802 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,423 - I want to tell you that we... - Checo, por favor. 803 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,383 (Acento de Milán) No, escúchame también. 804 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:38,844 Venimos de Milán, but that's not the problem. 805 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,013 Trabajo con el obispo, en niveles superiores. 806 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:44,517 I want to tell you that if the whole family they have decided, they are pleased 807 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,937 that Farah the godmother does it, because now you're coming, damn it, 808 00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:50,773 and you say it can't be done? For me it is inconceivable. 809 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:53,192 Entonces, ella no tiene ningún sacramento. 810 00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:56,612 She is not baptized, she has not been confirmed nor communion, that's it! 811 00:51:57,197 --> 00:52:00,658 (Milan accent) I always tell you: when you come to the south, 812 00:52:00,742 --> 00:52:03,702 it's like going back to the Middle Ages, capa y daga. 813 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:07,873 Call Uncle Giuseppe, please. '¡Soy un idiota! 814 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,710 Capobianco replies, hello? - ¡Oye, tío! 815 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:12,878 ¿Eres? 816 00:52:13,171 --> 00:52:16,507 - Listen, aren't you coming? Estoy de servicio, un revés. 817 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:17,967 We are here with Don Angelo 818 00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:20,970 which he says Farah can't do the godmother of the baptism. 819 00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:22,388 ¿Por qué? - No lo sé. 820 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:25,307 - Maybe because she's a bit black. - Apenas. 821 00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:27,560 Algunas gradaciones, tío. No te molesta. 822 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,563 - Pásamelo. All right, I'll pass it on to you. 823 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:33,649 ¡Don Ángel! - ¡Oh! 824 00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:35,943 Buenos días, mariscal. 825 00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:37,153 ¿Puedes oírme bien? - Sí. 826 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:39,780 tu sobrino está bien ¿Quieres que te lo quiten o no? 827 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:41,657 Muy bien, adiós. 828 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:44,577 ¡Vamos, hagámoslo, vamos, vamos! 829 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,871 - ¿Ves que las cosas van a mejorar? - ¡Fuerza! 830 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:49,373 (APLAUSOS) 831 00:52:52,377 --> 00:52:54,503 Todos: ¡Bien hecho! 832 00:52:56,423 --> 00:53:00,217 Nicastro, rápido, estoy bautizado y todavía tengo que vestirme, ¡vamos! 833 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:02,970 Marescia', paré' estoy seguro "Salvemini Michele". 834 00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:04,180 Sí, bueno... 835 00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,724 Dice que es cantante. Nunca lo he oído. 836 00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:08,684 - ¿Cantante? - Eso es lo que dijo. 837 00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:12,062 - ¿Está realmente en problemas? - Mariscal, está en un problema terrible. 838 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:14,148 Muy bien. 839 00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:19,195 - ¿Quién sería Salvemini Michele? - Yo, mariscal. 840 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,905 Buenos días, felicidades. 841 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,200 - Procederé al embargo del vehículo. - ¡Nooo! 842 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:26,911 Sí, y también al secuestro. de licencias, de todos. 843 00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:28,078 ¡Nooo! 844 00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:31,624 - Incluso herramientas, porque faltan. los albaranes. - ¡No! 845 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,792 Mariscal, por favor tenemos que jugar. 846 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:37,963 Bien. Tal vez podamos entrar en ello acordado entre caballeros. 847 00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:41,467 michele: ¡ya sabes! Hola a todos, 848 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,886 Me siento honrado de estar aquí junto a ti, 849 00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:46,680 para celebrar el bautismo de la pequeña Gabriele! 850 00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,724 (APLAUSOS) ¡Bien hecho! 851 00:53:49,267 --> 00:53:51,602 me alegro que haya gente de cierta edad, 852 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:54,647 significa que has vivido la edad de oro de la música, 853 00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:56,941 Cuando Woodstock estuvo allí, la isla de Wight, 854 00:53:57,025 --> 00:53:59,610 John Lennon y Yoko Ono que prendió fuego a las plazas, 855 00:53:59,694 --> 00:54:01,362 gritando: "Denle una oportunidad a la paz", 856 00:54:01,446 --> 00:54:04,031 cuando Jimi Hendrix estaba presente que prendió fuego a las guitarras, 857 00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:05,449 el que los meció 858 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:08,077 y tenemos este repertorio disponible, 859 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:11,247 En realidad te haré una pregunta: ¿Alguien tiene una solicitud? 860 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,582 (EL PERRO LADRA A LO DISTANCIA) 861 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:18,379 Que confuso, debe ser porque te amo. (APLAUSOS AL RITMO DE LA MÚSICA) 862 00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:21,548 Es una emoción, que crece poco a poco. 863 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,634 Todos: Abrázame fuerte... 864 00:54:23,718 --> 00:54:25,177 ...y quédate más cerca de mí. 865 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,887 Si estoy bien... 866 00:54:27,013 --> 00:54:28,597 Quizás sea porque te amo. 867 00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:30,307 Y vuela, vuela, ya sabes... 868 00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:31,892 Más y más alto tú... 869 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,394 Checco: ¡Fara! ¡Fara! 870 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,896 Tú vienes. Conoce a Capobianco Domenico, 871 00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:38,023 mi prima, del banco Popular en Bari. 872 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,276 - Encantado de conocerlo. - Su pareja, Mercedes. 873 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,278 - Hola. - Y su pequeño. 874 00:54:43,238 --> 00:54:45,781 No, este es el hijo. que tuve con Miguel. 875 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,032 Ah... 876 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:51,161 - Eso, por otro lado... - Tuve eso con Tomás. 877 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,165 - Eh... - Con Alejandro. 878 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:56,292 Disculpe. 879 00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:58,919 Mmm... 880 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:02,339 - Felicitaciones, Domenico. - Buena continuación. - HOLA. 881 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,508 Checco: Ella es más popular. del banco. 882 00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:08,429 Mi amor, ve a bailar. Cuando escucho música... ¡Hola! 883 00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,139 ...fuera y dentro de mí. 884 00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,641 Y vuela vuela, ya sabes, más y más vamos. 885 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,102 Una vía pública está cerrada para una fiesta?! 886 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,771 hay bautismo del sobrino de Capobianco. 887 00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:19,773 ¡Mis mejores deseos para la familia! 888 00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,568 - ¡El casco! ...para causar confusión 889 00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,194 fuera y dentro de ti. 890 00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:25,779 Y vuela vuela, ya sabes... 891 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:27,448 Cada vez más alto vamos. 892 00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:30,617 Y volar volar contigo, El mundo está loco porque... 893 00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:35,622 Estas viejas son mis tías y esta es la abuela Rosa. 894 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:38,751 - Placer. - Abuela, ¿le haces un suéter a Farah? 895 00:55:39,544 --> 00:55:41,086 ¿Qué color lo quieres? 896 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:43,172 Emm… ¡qué lindo! 897 00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:47,551 - Quizás blanco. - ¡Fara! Ven y viaja en tren. 898 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:49,887 - ¡Vamos! - ¡Piso! 899 00:55:53,224 --> 00:55:54,558 Oye abuela... 900 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:58,896 Tú que sabes ver el futuro De la gente, ¿qué dices de Farah? 901 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:04,735 Ella no es una chica sincera. - ¿A quién entendiste? 902 00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:07,404 La del vestido rojo. 903 00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:12,201 No es Farah. 904 00:56:13,244 --> 00:56:15,788 ¿No es ella sincera? Esa es una verdadera puta. 905 00:56:16,539 --> 00:56:18,165 Déjame ir a hacerlo el tren para mí también. 906 00:56:18,249 --> 00:56:19,291 ¿Es ella realmente una puta? 907 00:56:19,417 --> 00:56:21,460 Todos: ...y si el amor no está 908 00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:23,629 miguel: Sólo una canción es suficiente 909 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:26,799 para causar confusión, afuera está dentro de mí. 910 00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:30,969 (LOS INVITADOS ANIMAN. Aplausos) 911 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:33,972 Señores, yo diría que podemos seguir adelante 912 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,016 y hacer algunas piezas por Pink Floyd, 913 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:38,852 algo psicodélico, energético, que se yo... 914 00:56:38,978 --> 00:56:41,730 ¡Hola! Esta es mi prima Susy lo que hace un cantante, 915 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:44,817 ganó "Stella di Alberobello", la competencia es muy fuerte. 916 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,027 - ¿Qué canción quieres cantar? - "No me ames". 917 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,320 "No me ames". 918 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:50,739 "No me quieras", no. 919 00:56:50,865 --> 00:56:53,325 No, no, no. "No me quieras", no, de verdad. 920 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,161 Hice todo lo que pude hacer, "No me quieras", no. 921 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,496 No lo tengo, no. 922 00:56:58,123 --> 00:57:00,332 - ¿Tío? - Lo tengo. Lo haremos de inmediato. 923 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,501 Ve, Susy. ¡Bravo! 924 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:04,169 Dime por qué lloras. 925 00:57:05,588 --> 00:57:07,256 De felicidad. 926 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:08,674 ¡Bien! 927 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,926 ¿Y por qué no comes? 928 00:57:11,344 --> 00:57:12,970 (fuera de tono) No me gusta ahora. 929 00:57:13,513 --> 00:57:16,056 - Aquí, aquí. - Todos en posición. 930 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:17,724 Aquí tienes, por favor. 931 00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:19,560 Ven, ven. 932 00:57:20,728 --> 00:57:26,316 ...and with your thoughts te alejas. 933 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:28,777 te amo... 934 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:30,737 De nada. 935 00:57:30,947 --> 00:57:33,407 - ¿En ese tiempo? - No, I already ate it, thanks. 936 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:36,076 - ¿Cómo estamos? - Bien. - ¿Todo está bien? 937 00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:38,203 ¿Bien? 938 00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:40,914 - ¿Y qué es? - Ya lo dije también. 939 00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:42,541 ¿Te lo dijo siquiera? 940 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:45,419 ¿Qué le haces a la madrina, déjame probarlo? 941 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,171 And what's wrong with you, your little arm? 942 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:49,381 Él estrella el plato, ¡Hazle una buena porción! 943 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:51,383 - No, pero yo no... - ¡Por el amor de Dios! 944 00:57:51,676 --> 00:57:54,636 - As if the war had broken out. - ¡Esperemos! 945 00:57:55,054 --> 00:57:56,180 Te gustaría eso, ¿eh? 946 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,764 Michele: One, two, three, four! 947 00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:00,851 (golpeado) No me ames for the sake of something different. 948 00:58:01,227 --> 00:58:04,104 Don't love me, it's not right pasar tiempo juntos. 949 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:07,566 Don't love me and I notice que cierta es una mentira. 950 00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:11,320 If your love I'm not worth it, no me ames... 951 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,990 pero no me despidas. 952 00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:19,453 (APLAUSOS. SALUDOS) 953 00:58:21,539 --> 00:58:24,249 ¡Bien hecho! 954 00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:31,381 Checco: ¡Fara! ¿Dónde estás? - ¡Ay, no, no, no! 955 00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,800 Oye, Farah, el postre. 956 00:58:33,885 --> 00:58:35,093 (SONIDO DE ENOJO) 957 00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,971 - I can't take it anymore, Checco. - ¿Qué pasó? 958 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:40,015 You've been eating since 2pm! 959 00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:43,685 - Aún es medianoche. - When does the party end? 960 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,480 I have to take you to a wedding, las bodas son hermosas. 961 00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:49,858 They did something like this, a baptism, a little party. 962 00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:52,819 - ¿Una pequeña fiesta? - Yes, a small thing, yes. 963 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:58,909 Checco: The fires, Farah, come! Then there's the spaghetti! 964 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,913 Michele: ...Puglia, Puglia, tremulous como una hoja, hoja, hoja. 965 00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:06,041 Mantén la cabeza en alto, when you pass by the crane, 966 00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:09,169 porque puede pasar let it come off and come down. 967 00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:23,183 Hey, tourist, I know you're staying en este lugar italiano. 968 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:25,852 ¡Cuidadoso! Pasas el pase, pero esta tierra... 969 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:28,063 You can't understand what it was, you know? 970 00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:30,649 Estos son una locura. ¡Loco! 971 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,278 ¿Conoces el Ramadán? 972 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,154 ¡Ellos no! 973 00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:38,991 Checco: Farah... - ¿Ah? 974 00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:40,742 Tu dormitorio está listo. 975 00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:43,495 - ¿Quién es? - Él es mi hermano. 976 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,123 - Hola, corista. - I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 977 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,750 Vamos. 978 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:53,338 I'll show you something first. 979 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:01,013 ¿Ves a la abuela Rosa? 980 01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:04,933 - Why does he sleep there? - Ella duerme aquí. 981 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:07,769 Desde que murió el abuelo, he doesn't go to the bedroom anymore. 982 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,271 - ¡Ooh! - Él duerme aquí. 983 01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:12,441 Now I'll show you something. 984 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,905 (CHECCO Y FARAH ríen) 985 01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,325 (CHECCO MAKES SOME VERSES) 986 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:28,790 Y él duerme. 987 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,584 I always did it when I was little. 988 01:00:30,668 --> 01:00:31,793 ¡Ey! 989 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:33,712 ¡Ey! Y él duerme. 990 01:00:34,339 --> 01:00:35,547 ¡Ey! 991 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:44,348 Y él duerme. 992 01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:45,724 Mirar. 993 01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:50,979 Ahora estoy haciendo... 994 01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:04,951 Vámonos, vámonos. 995 01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:07,579 - Apágalo. - No, I'm not turning it off. 996 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:11,375 - No, Checco, let her sleep. - No, the sweater is ready tomorrow. 997 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:12,709 Lo dejaré así. 998 01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:19,216 (MÚSICA DE FONDO) 999 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:25,138 Checco: Hola tía. - ¡HOLA! 1000 01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:26,431 Tía: Hola. - ¡HOLA! 1001 01:01:26,516 --> 01:01:29,017 Tío: Anna, por favor. cuando llegues llama. 1002 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:30,352 Sí, no te preocupes. 1003 01:01:31,270 --> 01:01:33,855 Tía: ¡Fara! ¡El suéter de la abuela! 1004 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,108 que esta mañana she hasn't gotten up yet, 1005 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:39,361 nunca sucedió. I think I'll call the doctor today. 1006 01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:43,073 No, you don't call him the doctor. Deja de estresarla. 1007 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,367 - ¡Sí! - Déjala descansar. 1008 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,411 - Que tengas un buen viaje. - HOLA. 1009 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:49,663 (a coro) Hola. 1010 01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:17,065 Orador: Aprovecha of the offer of the week. 1011 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:20,485 Peeled tomatoes and seed oil al 50% de descuento. 1012 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:24,448 ¡Aprovecha! la oferta it is valid only this week. 1013 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:26,533 The discount immediately at checkout. 1014 01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,127 - Señora, buenos días. - Buen día. 1015 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:40,422 - Can you show me what you have in your pockets? ¿Y quién es ella? 1016 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:43,508 Equipo antihurto. 1017 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:47,220 ¡Ah! ¡Ay! 1018 01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:50,056 señora: ya sabes How much do I get as a pension? 1019 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:51,433 - ¡Idiota! - ¡Ay! 1020 01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,351 ¡Ve a regalar el culo! 1021 01:03:05,823 --> 01:03:10,952 (ROMANTIC MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 1022 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,546 Checo: So you become a priest and what do you do? 1023 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,673 ¿Como? tu entiendes what it means for me to stay 1024 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:26,051 todos los dias en contacto with Bernini's sculptures, 1025 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:29,471 with the canvases of Caravaggio, by Guido Reni, by Antonello da Messina, 1026 01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:32,682 with Da Vinci's Last Supper? What do you know about art! 1027 01:03:33,559 --> 01:03:35,143 Tell me about Farah instead. 1028 01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:38,021 ¿Qué me está pasando? it's an incredible thing. 1029 01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,190 I've had stories in the past, 1030 01:03:40,274 --> 01:03:43,151 pero siempre se trataba de of fourth B cups, fifth C cups. 1031 01:03:43,236 --> 01:03:45,987 The last one, Margherita, a third what a push-up or wonderbra 1032 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:47,614 llegó a un cuarto, 1033 01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:50,617 pero si tu corazón late por una segunda copa B, 1034 01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:53,411 tal vez eso sea amor. 1035 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:56,915 - What are you talking about, Checco? - What do you know about boobs! 1036 01:03:56,999 --> 01:04:00,043 These are important things, you are a man and you must know them, 1037 01:04:00,545 --> 01:04:03,338 also because many paintings they made them with the cannons outside. 1038 01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:07,384 Anna: You took a breath of air. 1039 01:04:07,468 --> 01:04:10,470 ¿O quién sabe? That swim in the sea may have been. 1040 01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:13,431 No te preocupes. 1041 01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:16,810 Checco went to the pharmacy to take the medicine, come back now. 1042 01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:20,605 So the fever goes down and you feel better. 1043 01:04:22,191 --> 01:04:23,775 ¡Qué hermosa eres! 1044 01:04:26,737 --> 01:04:29,155 lo deseaba tanto Tengo una hija. 1045 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:44,004 (FARAH MIRA) 1046 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,590 ¿Qué pasa, Farah? 1047 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:48,133 Estoy aquí. 1048 01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,969 Mamá está aquí. 1049 01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:56,266 No te preocupes, he will get better with medicine. 1050 01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:57,559 Esperemos que así sea. 1051 01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,770 - First, you don't know what he did. - ¿Qué hizo? 1052 01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:02,022 ¡Virgen! 1053 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:05,734 She spoke in Arabic, she seemed crazy, No entendí nada. 1054 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:08,987 No, ella no es árabe. I also thought she was Arab. 1055 01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:10,739 He told me the other day. 1056 01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:14,326 - She is French with a bina mother. - ¿De madre soltera? 1057 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:17,162 - ¿Qué significa? - Que prácticamente... 1058 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:20,165 no lo sé, I also saw it in the dictionary. 1059 01:05:20,249 --> 01:05:21,958 Maybe we have the old one. 1060 01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:24,711 (SUENA EL TELÉFONO CELULAR) El teléfono, contesta, corre. 1061 01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:26,671 Otherwise, poor thing, she'll wake up. 1062 01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:30,216 El baño es gratuito. 1063 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,427 Y vete a cagar. 1064 01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:38,475 - ¿Quién era él? - Un maníaco. 1065 01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,644 Do you know how many maniacs court her? 1066 01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:43,939 Mira, me quedaré aquí. Vete a casa, vamos. 1067 01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,775 - ¿Te quedas? - Yes, he's still sick again. 1068 01:05:46,859 --> 01:05:49,361 - Let me stay with myself. - No, vete a casa. 1069 01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:56,493 Hola Fara. 1070 01:05:57,536 --> 01:05:58,995 Ella se agachó. 1071 01:05:59,997 --> 01:06:01,081 Ir a casa. 1072 01:06:01,248 --> 01:06:04,542 (SWEET MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1073 01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:36,116 Rossella: Come on, Gismondo, It happens sometimes, right? 1074 01:06:36,575 --> 01:06:37,742 A veces... 1075 01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:40,704 No pasa nada ¡Todo está bien aquí! 1076 01:06:40,913 --> 01:06:44,249 It's because of that one over there, of that idiot Zalone, who... 1077 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,543 Si, no puedes hacerlo and is it Zalone's fault? 1078 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,504 eso compromete mi ascenso, ¿sabes? 1079 01:06:49,630 --> 01:06:52,382 Attention, dear little wife, that here there is no return to Rome. 1080 01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:53,550 ¡Y no! 1081 01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:56,177 Yo Zalone o no Zalone I'm going back to Rome, okay? 1082 01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:59,222 Una vez que tengas the problem of the heart, 1083 01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:01,599 Viagra no se toma and nothing is done here. 1084 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:04,978 Then the heart falls into place, Zalone arrives and nothing gets done here. 1085 01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:07,522 Nothing ever gets done here! ¿Entonces sabes qué es? 1086 01:07:07,606 --> 01:07:09,983 If it continues like this, I'm going back to Rome alone. 1087 01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:11,317 ¿Como solo? 1088 01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:14,029 Let's talk about it, right? 1089 01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,365 Obispo: Hoy es un día importante. 1090 01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:19,701 tu hijo se hizo sacerdote, 1091 01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:23,038 but who knows what in the future you don't also become something else. 1092 01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:25,457 ¿Verdad, Ivano? Efectivamente, don Ivano. 1093 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,375 - ¿Puedo decirlo? - Cierto. 1094 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,711 Papá, mamá, su Eminencia me ofreció la cura 1095 01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:32,464 of all the artistic heritage de la iglesia milanesa. 1096 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:35,592 - Es mi pequeño regalo. - No nos lo dijiste. 1097 01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:39,512 (ZUMBIDO) 1098 01:07:43,350 --> 01:07:45,185 (RISAS) 1099 01:07:48,147 --> 01:07:49,397 Then I'll tell you something else. 1100 01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:52,484 Rossella: You're killing me! Checco: I knew more before. 1101 01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:54,903 - Listen, can you pour me a drink? - De inmediato. 1102 01:07:56,530 --> 01:07:59,574 Checco: Rossella is nice, isn't she? - Sí, mucho. 1103 01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:00,658 ¡Qué lindo! 1104 01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:03,745 Why don't we make a weekend of it ¿Todos juntos en Roma? 1105 01:08:03,829 --> 01:08:06,372 - Entonces estamos juntos. - Farah, have you seen Rome? 1106 01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:08,875 - No, nunca. - I have to take you, it's spectacular. 1107 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:11,294 sabes tal vez are they moving me to Rome? 1108 01:08:11,378 --> 01:08:13,671 - ¿Realmente? - Ser guardaespaldas. 1109 01:08:13,756 --> 01:08:15,048 (whispering) To the Pope. 1110 01:08:15,174 --> 01:08:17,509 No es algo seguro, me dijeron. 1111 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:20,303 There is this possibility, I'm committed, but then... 1112 01:08:20,387 --> 01:08:22,555 In the end, I'm not the one who decides. 1113 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,808 Farah, shall we have something to drink? 1114 01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:28,394 Come on, love, it's nothing. 1115 01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:32,148 This summer I'm going to do spiritual exercises with the Bishop. 1116 01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:33,441 ¡Iván! 1117 01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:35,068 He just won't let go of you anymore! 1118 01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:38,029 - Scusate, vado a salutare un amico. - Por favor. 1119 01:08:38,155 --> 01:08:39,239 Ya vuelvo. 1120 01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:43,076 - Gracias por venir. - Olvídalo. 1121 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,160 Gracias Checo. 1122 01:08:44,245 --> 01:08:47,497 - Now let's go, let's go to this one Mo mo his fever has gone away. - Sí. 1123 01:08:47,581 --> 01:08:50,208 - ¡Ah! But you seem to be fine now. - Sí, por favor. 1124 01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,877 Hola Ivano, we gave you a little present. 1125 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:57,423 - ¡Es un olivo! - It is original from Puglia. 1126 01:08:57,758 --> 01:09:01,177 - ¿Te gusta? - It's beautiful, really! 1127 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:03,596 Who knows how much you paid for it. 1128 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:08,101 - Nicola Capobianco. - ¿Quién es? 1129 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,770 Su prima, de la Guardia Forestal. 1130 01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:13,857 - Madonna, how you integrated! - Sí, ¿eh? 1131 01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:16,526 (BOCINA) 1132 01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:18,987 Checco: ¡Hola Rossella! - ¡Hola Checco! 1133 01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:30,915 - Hola, Farah... - ¿Sí? 1134 01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:33,751 Tengo esto. 1135 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:35,003 ¡Oh! 1136 01:09:36,422 --> 01:09:37,797 - El pastel. - Gracias. 1137 01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:39,757 - I got it at the buffet. - ¿Sí? 1138 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:42,010 - So you can have breakfast tomorrow morning. - Bueno. 1139 01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:44,470 Look, Farah, it's clear now. 1140 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:48,266 We've been dating for a while and now is the time to tell you 1141 01:09:48,392 --> 01:09:51,561 que creo que... 1142 01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:53,813 ¡Vamos! 1143 01:09:53,939 --> 01:09:57,942 ...that it's cold here in the evening. Hace un frío terrible. 1144 01:09:58,068 --> 01:10:01,321 Las consecuencias son malas así que no tomes el poder. 1145 01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:02,530 Bueno. 1146 01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:06,451 - Um, instead I have to tell you... - Lo dices tú, vamos. 1147 01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:09,704 - Lo dices tú. Eh... 1148 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:12,540 For women it is sometimes easier. 1149 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,084 Vamos, di, di. 1150 01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:18,755 Be careful with the car, okay? 1151 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:21,966 Hola Checo. 1152 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,594 - ¿Hablaremos? Sí. ¿Cuando? 1153 01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:28,139 - ¿A las 6 de la tarde? - ¿A las 6 de la tarde? Sí. 1154 01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:30,016 ¡Hola! 1155 01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:33,436 Eres un idiota, Checco. Eres un idiota. 1156 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,022 Este era el momento adecuado que tenías que decirlo. 1157 01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:38,191 Checco, or go straight to the tongue 1158 01:10:38,275 --> 01:10:40,151 o si quieres hacer Cosas serias, dices. 1159 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:42,278 Someone like you who is ashamed? (LA PUERTA SE ABRE) 1160 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:45,365 ¿Qué hizo falta? It was the perfect moment. You looked at her and said: 1161 01:10:45,449 --> 01:10:47,575 "Mira, estoy enamorado". - ¿Checco? 1162 01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:51,412 Giovanni me enamoré de esta máquina. 1163 01:10:51,956 --> 01:10:54,249 Es espectacular, Es un Porsche del 93. 1164 01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,084 Sí, kilómetro cero, 1165 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:58,586 espectacular, entonces te lo mostraré. 1166 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,213 Talk to you, bye, Giovanni. 1167 01:11:00,297 --> 01:11:02,131 - Giovanni, amigo mío. - Sí. 1168 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,884 - Tell me, Farah. - I wanted to tell you something... 1169 01:11:05,135 --> 01:11:06,803 Farah, let's face it, come on. 1170 01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:08,680 Santa Teresa... 1171 01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:13,184 I have to take the photos again, because they came out dark. 1172 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:16,729 - ¿Me puedes ayudar? - Sí, te ayudaré. 1173 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,898 ¿Sí? Bien, gracias. 1174 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:21,985 Hola Checo. 1175 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:23,987 HOLA. 1176 01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:28,324 Vámonos a casa. Pendejo, vete a casa. 1177 01:11:29,451 --> 01:11:32,120 Ivano: Avanzando with the painting of 1600, 1178 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:35,623 finalmente llegamos to the famous painting of Santa Teresa, 1179 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:40,295 one of the most beautiful paintings and important ones present in the museum. 1180 01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:44,674 Notice the look of Saint Teresa, it is the look of ecstasy, 1181 01:11:45,175 --> 01:11:47,593 among the most successful de la pintura de todos los tiempos. 1182 01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:49,304 (ZUMBIDO) ¿Qué está pasando? 1183 01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:53,391 Mujer: ¡Nooo! 1184 01:11:55,769 --> 01:11:56,978 Disculpe. 1185 01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:59,105 (screaming) The canvas is gone! 1186 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,942 (MUSIC FROM THE CAR RADIO) 1187 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:05,820 ¡Fara! (BOCINA) 1188 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:10,908 - ¿Está bien? - ¡Fara! 1189 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,786 (BOCINA) 1190 01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,750 - Lo siento, ¿eh? - ¡Fara, mira! 1191 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:21,002 Checco, pero ¿qué? 1192 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:23,129 ¡¿Estás loco?! 1193 01:12:25,090 --> 01:12:26,132 Pero... 1194 01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:31,637 ¡Mierda de miseria! 1195 01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:33,264 Pero mira... 1196 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,267 Checco, what did you do?! - Se raspó. 1197 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:39,270 Ahora lo pinté, bastards that you are nothing else. 1198 01:12:39,396 --> 01:12:44,317 - Checco, I'm talking about the canvas! - Ah, sí, el lienzo. 1199 01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:46,152 - ¡Sí! - Esto es todo, ¿no? 1200 01:12:46,236 --> 01:12:48,988 - Sí, es éste. - I brought it, so we can take photos. 1201 01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:52,283 Come on, let's take photos, I owe it informe esta tarde. 1202 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:54,535 - ¡Estás loco! - ¿Qué tan loco? Estoy ahí. 1203 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:55,703 En ese tiempo... 1204 01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:58,539 Do the ecstasy, do the ecstasy. 1205 01:13:01,794 --> 01:13:03,586 Now let's do one instead... 1206 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:07,465 sólo con el Porsche, eliminar la imagen. 1207 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,926 (ZUMBIDO DE DECEPCIÓN) 1208 01:13:10,844 --> 01:13:12,887 se disfrazó como hombre de seguridad, 1209 01:13:12,971 --> 01:13:14,847 they are people who are experts in art theft. 1210 01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,350 Ivano: es un cuadro. de valor inestimable. 1211 01:13:17,434 --> 01:13:19,060 I don't know how this could happen. 1212 01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:23,022 A huge loss for the museum, for humanity, commissioner. 1213 01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:26,109 Esta pintura representa por 1600... 1214 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,569 Permiso, joven. Will you move for a moment? 1215 01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:40,415 Young, the photos come out dark. 1216 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,708 Yo también lo intenté. 1217 01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:46,879 Guys, what is this crowd? Gentlemen, shall we sort ourselves? 1218 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:51,426 Rossella: ¡Amor! ¡Tesoro! 1219 01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:54,095 Gismondo, encontraron el cuadro. 1220 01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:58,182 Yes, they hadn't stolen it, Checco had brought it home! 1221 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:01,060 (PITIDO LARGO OF THE ELECTROCARDIOGRAPH) 1222 01:14:01,186 --> 01:14:04,230 - Quick, to the hospital! - But I gave you some good news! 1223 01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:08,484 (SIRENA) 1224 01:14:14,658 --> 01:14:16,617 - Buenos días. - Buen día. 1225 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,953 ¡Iván guapo! 1226 01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:20,163 ¿Bueno? 1227 01:14:20,747 --> 01:14:21,914 ¿En ese tiempo? 1228 01:14:22,499 --> 01:14:24,876 Entonces, Checo, se trata de tu trabajo. 1229 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,127 No me digas. 1230 01:14:26,378 --> 01:14:28,254 - Are you sending me to Rome? No. 1231 01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:29,922 Te enviaremos a casa. 1232 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:33,759 Unfortunately we can no longer respeta tu contrato. 1233 01:14:33,844 --> 01:14:38,306 Lo sentimos mucho, but tomorrow is your last day. 1234 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:42,018 Chicos, hubo algunos disservice, any shortcomings? 1235 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:45,897 No, todo perfecto. 1236 01:14:46,231 --> 01:14:48,357 It's just that there's a lack of funds, 1237 01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:51,736 entonces no podemos comply with our commitments. 1238 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:55,448 Certainly with your skills y tus talentos, 1239 01:14:55,574 --> 01:15:01,078 you will definitely find other jobs y luego… ¡buena suerte! 1240 01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:03,789 Buena suerte and may the Lord bless you. 1241 01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:10,755 Hola Checo. 1242 01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:18,846 (La puerta se cierra de golpe) 1243 01:15:20,098 --> 01:15:21,933 I apologize, Your Eminence. 1244 01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,038 Farah: ¿Don Ivano? 1245 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:48,834 Estaba buscando a Checco, ¿sabes dónde está? 1246 01:15:49,586 --> 01:15:52,046 Today is not a beautiful one día para Checco. 1247 01:15:52,714 --> 01:15:55,508 - From tomorrow he will no longer work with us. - ¿Por qué? 1248 01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:59,554 - Is it for the painting? - Sí. 1249 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:03,432 - Para la pintura. - ¡Ooh! 1250 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,977 - Hola, Farah. - HOLA. 1251 01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:11,816 ¡Iván! 1252 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:15,611 Lo siento mucho, Checco. 1253 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:19,156 No, porque cuando estaba con Farah pensaba: we can look to the future. 1254 01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:20,825 En cambio, en casa. 1255 01:16:22,494 --> 01:16:25,288 Instead I have some news: 1256 01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:29,166 maria y yo hemos decidido para consumir. 1257 01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:31,002 ¡Por fin hijo mío! 1258 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,796 We just don't know where to go. 1259 01:16:35,340 --> 01:16:36,841 Ve al trullo. 1260 01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:39,719 - A mi trullo. - ¿Realmente? ¿Puedo ir? 1261 01:16:39,803 --> 01:16:41,596 - Sí. - Gracias, Checco. 1262 01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:46,225 I got these for you here. 1263 01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:50,563 They are the best brand of biscuits, because you are my best friend. 1264 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,734 Para mí también, Giovanni, these are the best brand. 1265 01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:57,612 ¡Están deliciosos! Gracias, nos vemos. 1266 01:16:59,197 --> 01:17:00,656 ¡Hola Checo! 1267 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:03,951 Come on, let's find something! 1268 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:11,459 Hola. 1269 01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:05,012 TV: The conflict escalates between America and Iran on nuclear power. 1270 01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:08,140 Tehran government sources they announce that they are close 1271 01:18:08,225 --> 01:18:11,227 to the creation of weapons based on enriched uranium. 1272 01:18:11,436 --> 01:18:13,479 The first come from America... 1273 01:18:13,563 --> 01:18:16,065 Ana, amablemente, ¿Podemos tomar un café? 1274 01:18:16,149 --> 01:18:18,943 - At the bar, they do it there! - Amablemente... 1275 01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:22,613 Vamos, Irán, hazte rico. 1276 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:24,740 Take me away from this hell. 1277 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:27,410 ¡Guagliò! 1278 01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:29,578 Voy. 1279 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:33,207 Hoy es el último día, luego libre de nuevo. 1280 01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:35,918 ¿De qué carajo te ríes? 1281 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:37,420 Lo consolé. 1282 01:18:38,004 --> 01:18:39,588 Esto es Italia. 1283 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:44,844 Nuestra querida Italia, the country you fight for, dad. 1284 01:18:44,928 --> 01:18:47,346 ¿Peleo? ¡Yo cocino! 1285 01:18:53,937 --> 01:18:55,187 ¡Checo! 1286 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:58,941 Don't worry, I'll buy you later un nuevo modelo antiguo. 1287 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:08,826 Anna, we are finally alone. 1288 01:19:10,203 --> 01:19:12,163 ¿Hagamos el amor? 1289 01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:17,960 Para decir. 1290 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:22,214 (DOLLANDO LAS CAMPANAS) 1291 01:19:25,302 --> 01:19:26,761 ¡Fara! 1292 01:19:29,639 --> 01:19:33,058 - ¿Qué estás haciendo? - Nothing, to say goodbye. 1293 01:19:33,977 --> 01:19:35,227 ¡Qué placer! 1294 01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:38,147 - ¿Cómo estás? - Mmmm… ¿cómo estoy? 1295 01:19:39,232 --> 01:19:40,357 En breve. 1296 01:19:40,692 --> 01:19:44,236 - Lo siento mucho, Checco. - No te preocupes, Farah. 1297 01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:45,613 ¿Qué harás ahora? 1298 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:48,824 Encontraré un trabajo someone like me gets a job. 1299 01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:52,119 Calma. 1300 01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:56,290 - I brought you a little present. - ¿Para mí? 1301 01:19:56,374 --> 01:19:59,293 - Sí, para ti. - My Lady, hold on and I'll open it. 1302 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,253 ¿Qué estás haciendo? ¿Qué estás haciendo? 1303 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:04,173 - Ahora, no. - ¿Por qué? 1304 01:20:05,008 --> 01:20:09,762 It's better if you open it at 6pm, when you finish your shift. 1305 01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:12,181 - ¿A las 6 de la tarde? - Sí. - Como desées. 1306 01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:14,767 lo recomiendo, right under the Madonnina. 1307 01:20:15,101 --> 01:20:17,520 - ¿Bajo la Madonnina? - Mh-mh. - ¿Por qué? 1308 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,814 - Because it's beautiful there. - No. 1309 01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:23,567 porque es el lugar donde tú y yo nos conocimos. 1310 01:20:24,277 --> 01:20:27,863 You are the best security officer que alguna vez he conocido. 1311 01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:30,241 Farah, vamos. Ya lo sé. 1312 01:20:41,169 --> 01:20:43,963 Alright, see you tonight, that I have to talk to you, 1313 01:20:44,089 --> 01:20:45,881 claro esta vez. 1314 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:50,302 déjame correr, otherwise they'll fire me! (RISAS) 1315 01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:52,763 - Hola. - HOLA. 1316 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:16,662 Checco: Adiós, adiós. - HOLA. 1317 01:21:16,746 --> 01:21:18,873 (PITIDO DEL DETECTOR DE METALES) 1318 01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:20,875 Él nunca ladró, ¿Se ha vuelto loco? 1319 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:24,128 No lo sé. Buen Mint, es Checco. 1320 01:21:26,047 --> 01:21:28,299 (SAD MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1321 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:32,344 Chicos, por favor ojos siempre abiertos, 1322 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:35,764 porque a partir de mañana I will no longer be here to help you. 1323 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:38,142 Don't make those sad faces. 1324 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:42,771 Yo también lo siento. 1325 01:21:46,026 --> 01:21:47,776 (GRITOS DE ALEGRÍA) 1326 01:21:48,153 --> 01:21:49,486 ¡Llama a los demás! 1327 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:53,073 - ¡Ir! ¡Llama a los demás! - ¡Venir! - ¡Dame un vaso! 1328 01:22:22,228 --> 01:22:25,356 - ¿Es este el lugar? - ¿No te gusta? 1329 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:30,319 This is what they gave me. 1330 01:22:32,530 --> 01:22:34,573 Muy bien, vámonos. 1331 01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:57,096 (TICTAC) 1332 01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:01,976 It is the commander speaking to you to give you news of our flight. 1333 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,603 Esperamos aterrizar a París a tiempo. 1334 01:23:10,193 --> 01:23:13,362 The temperature on the ground it is 18 degrees centigrade. 1335 01:23:14,155 --> 01:23:18,492 (SAD MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1336 01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:11,503 ¡Vamos! 1337 01:24:13,339 --> 01:24:16,467 estábamos pecando and this is a sign from the Lord. 1338 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:21,513 ¡Qué exageración! 1339 01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:25,851 A tric and trac was enough, uno pequeño. 1340 01:24:26,853 --> 01:24:28,270 ¡María! 1341 01:24:28,563 --> 01:24:29,688 ¡María! 1342 01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:35,027 Ha llegado una magia, justo en mi vida. 1343 01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:40,866 He has black eyes, a dark muzzle, ¡ámame! 1344 01:24:43,411 --> 01:24:49,750 I am Apulian with a mother from Taranto, she is French with a Bina mother. 1345 01:24:49,959 --> 01:24:53,420 He's with me, what's wrong with that?! 1346 01:24:54,631 --> 01:25:01,178 El amor no tiene religión he's not Catholic, he's not Mormon, no! 1347 01:25:01,429 --> 01:25:07,935 Believe me, love is not orthodox, love is when it gets big, 1348 01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:12,773 pero grande, grande, gran corazón! 1349 01:25:12,899 --> 01:25:17,820 El amor no tiene religión sin fronteras, sin nación, 1350 01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:25,160 neither American nor Bolshevik, love is when she gives you... 1351 01:25:25,411 --> 01:25:28,872 Cuando ella te da... 1352 01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:30,499 It gives you, it gives you... 1353 01:25:32,794 --> 01:25:35,796 ...vida! 1354 01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:39,633 ¡Fara! 1355 01:25:39,968 --> 01:25:44,221 Farah: Dear Checco, perhaps I would have I had to tell you my true story, 1356 01:25:44,764 --> 01:25:48,725 write to you that I had too a family as beautiful as yours, 1357 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:53,605 a wonderful mother and father, a welcoming home, 1358 01:25:54,482 --> 01:25:59,069 pero un día, una maldita bomba he took them away from me, 1359 01:25:59,696 --> 01:26:02,698 but today I don't feel like it anymore de tristeza. 1360 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,868 Gracias a ti, comencé a sonreír de nuevo 1361 01:26:06,494 --> 01:26:08,704 and that's why I'm just writing to you... 1362 01:26:11,791 --> 01:26:15,127 (SAD MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 1363 01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:53,373 ana: entonces, don bruno, How are you in this retirement home? 1364 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:54,541 Don Bruno: Bien. 1365 01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:56,460 - ¿Cómo estás Checco? - ¿Checco? 1366 01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:59,296 They've had it for a month despedido, se queda en casa. 1367 01:26:59,422 --> 01:27:01,298 - ¡Lo siento! - No se encuentra bien. 1368 01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:04,509 Then he fell in love with a beauty chica y esto se ha ido. 1369 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:11,600 - Did you say hello to Don Bruno? - Sí. 1370 01:27:11,684 --> 01:27:14,019 You've seen how many things did I make you do it today? 1371 01:27:14,103 --> 01:27:16,688 I took you to the post office, to the furniture factory, to the seamstress. 1372 01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:19,775 Then you say I have no patience, Me pongo nervioso fácilmente 1373 01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:21,193 that I am not cooperative. 1374 01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:24,321 - ¿Nos vamos a casa ahora? - No, you have to take me to the market. 1375 01:27:24,405 --> 01:27:25,906 ¡Te rompiste la polla! 1376 01:27:27,867 --> 01:27:30,953 mis bolas estan llenas with all these turns you make me do! 1377 01:27:31,037 --> 01:27:32,913 - ¡Eres una persona grosera! - And Don Bruno, 1378 01:27:32,997 --> 01:27:35,666 Estos son muebles de mierda. what are you making me buy! 1379 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:36,917 ¡Pero mira! 1380 01:27:42,548 --> 01:27:43,715 (LA PUERTA SE ABRE) 1381 01:27:43,841 --> 01:27:46,927 Checco, there's the new parish priest, he wants to get to know you. 1382 01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:48,595 I don't like it, come on. 1383 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,306 He's young, he's a good guy. Vamos, mamá. 1384 01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:53,267 ¿Qué me importa? Di que vengas mañana. 1385 01:27:53,351 --> 01:27:55,644 No seas grosero. Vamos, vamos. 1386 01:27:58,064 --> 01:27:59,690 - Maldita sea... ¡Muévete! 1387 01:28:00,233 --> 01:28:01,525 Vamos, vámonos. 1388 01:28:12,078 --> 01:28:13,745 ¡Iván! 1389 01:28:18,668 --> 01:28:21,712 Checco: Understand, Ivano? From one moment to the next she disappeared, 1390 01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:24,506 sin decir nada. He seemed to be fine with me. 1391 01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:28,010 No sé. no lo sé, I still wouldn't want my family, 1392 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:32,556 They're a little pushy, but what do you want? They're southerners, oh well. 1393 01:28:33,933 --> 01:28:35,726 But she's a beautiful girl. 1394 01:28:36,019 --> 01:28:39,896 I don't know, I don't understand girls. I only think about works of art. 1395 01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:42,607 ¿Qué debería decirte? Let's hope it makes itself heard. 1396 01:28:42,692 --> 01:28:44,651 Checco, Farah won't be back. 1397 01:28:44,861 --> 01:28:47,362 He is now in his country, he will never return to Italy again. 1398 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:48,530 ¿Qué sabes? 1399 01:28:48,614 --> 01:28:50,449 Antes de partir, quería conocerme, 1400 01:28:50,533 --> 01:28:54,077 but there is the secret of confession. - The secret of confession... 1401 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:57,122 The other parish priest told me everything. Come on, what did he tell you? 1402 01:28:57,206 --> 01:28:59,791 puedo decirte quien se sintió amado, Checco. 1403 01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:03,003 For the first time in his life, with you and your parents 1404 01:29:03,087 --> 01:29:04,838 ella se sentía como en una verdadera familia. 1405 01:29:04,922 --> 01:29:07,632 But what did he tell you about me? It made me understand as if 1406 01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:09,343 she liked me or anyway... 1407 01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:12,679 He told me he owes you his life and you owe it to her too. 1408 01:29:15,767 --> 01:29:19,186 Vamos, no hagas eso. Alright, bye Ivano, see you. 1409 01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:20,562 ¡Checo! 1410 01:29:20,646 --> 01:29:23,440 Before leaving the Bishop, Respondí una llamada telefónica. 1411 01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:26,318 Me pidieron que reportara el mejor hombre de seguridad. 1412 01:29:26,402 --> 01:29:28,570 - Did you mention my name? Sí, lo hice. 1413 01:29:28,696 --> 01:29:31,448 - Gracias, Ivano. HOLA. Deberían llamarte. 1414 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:34,076 - ¡Esperemos que sí! - Come on, Don Ivano, pedal! 1415 01:29:34,243 --> 01:29:37,162 - ¡Vamos, no pares! Don Ivano: Stay up, Checco! 1416 01:29:43,252 --> 01:29:45,587 escarlata: ¡Ah! ¡Por fin en Roma! 1417 01:29:46,172 --> 01:29:47,881 ¡Qué hermoso! 1418 01:29:51,094 --> 01:29:54,388 What do you say, let's do it ¿Dos cócteles boom boom? 1419 01:29:55,014 --> 01:29:56,932 - Sí. - Iré a buscarlos. 1420 01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,729 (SUENA EL TELÉFONO CELULAR) 1421 01:30:04,273 --> 01:30:06,858 ¡Hola! Sí, hemos llegado. 1422 01:30:07,026 --> 01:30:09,236 No, it starts tomorrow, in San Pietro. 1423 01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:10,904 Jefe de Seguridad. 1424 01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:13,740 No, no para cenar. 1425 01:30:13,825 --> 01:30:16,827 TV: Buongiorno, benvenuti a esta edición de Tg5. 1426 01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:21,206 El viaje ha terminado of Pope Benedict XVI in the Holy Land. 1427 01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:24,543 aqui esta en vivo imagenes del auto papal 1428 01:30:24,627 --> 01:30:27,295 which he is about to cross the doors of the Vatican. 1429 01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:30,173 El Pontífice definió su viaje 1430 01:30:30,299 --> 01:30:32,759 "una peregrinación of peace and brotherhood". 1431 01:30:36,848 --> 01:30:37,848 ¿Gismondo? 1432 01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:39,891 Amor... 1433 01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:42,018 -¡Checo! - ¡Ay, Checo! 1434 01:30:42,979 --> 01:30:45,105 (WOMAN SPEAKS IN PUGLIAN DIALECT) 1435 01:30:45,314 --> 01:30:48,108 hazlo hazlo the blessing 'o Papa 'o child! 1436 01:30:48,192 --> 01:30:49,985 Let's get it done, come on. 1437 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:51,736 ¡Santa Virgen! 1438 01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:54,990 - ¡Oye, Santidad! ¿Lo que sucede? 1439 01:30:55,074 --> 01:30:57,826 hagamos la bendición to my cousin from Alberobello. 1440 01:30:57,910 --> 01:30:59,995 Vamos, baja es un hermoso día. 1441 01:31:00,079 --> 01:31:01,955 Estoy muy cansado. - Venir. 1442 01:31:02,039 --> 01:31:04,666 ¿Ves quién está ahí? ¡El Papa! Do you see it at the Pope? 1443 01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:09,337 - Let the Pope hear your name. - What a beautiful little boy! 1444 01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:11,465 - ¿Cómo te llamas? - ¿En ese tiempo? 1445 01:31:11,591 --> 01:31:15,844 - Capobianco... - Capobianco... 1446 01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:21,099 - Benito. - ¡Bendecido! ¡Maldito seas! 1447 01:31:22,018 --> 01:31:25,437 Do you know who falls to be this? This is Michele's nephew. 1448 01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:28,523 - Michele, how much is it worth? ¿Dónde vive? - La ferretería. 1449 01:31:28,608 --> 01:31:31,985 - The road to Pitigliano? - Is the fishmonger opposite? 1450 01:31:32,069 --> 01:31:35,238 donde probé mejillones crudos. ¡Qué tan bien! 1451 01:31:37,617 --> 01:31:44,164 El amor no tiene religión he's not Catholic, he's not Mormon, no! 1452 01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:50,795 Love, believe me, is unorthodox, love is when it gets big, 1453 01:31:51,714 --> 01:31:55,717 pero grande, grande, gran corazón! 1454 01:31:55,801 --> 01:32:01,264 El amor no tiene religión sin fronteras, sin nación, 1455 01:32:02,099 --> 01:32:08,063 neither American nor Bolshevik, love is when she gives you... 1456 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:11,775 Cuando ella te da... 1457 01:32:11,984 --> 01:32:13,318 It gives you, it gives you... 1458 01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:16,321 ...vida! 1459 01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:24,746 Mira a todos los demás, you marry them and then they get fat. 1460 01:32:24,914 --> 01:32:27,040 Instead I'm calm, because 1461 01:32:28,084 --> 01:32:33,547 Ramadan is an exact thing, don't become a barge, eh! 1462 01:32:35,299 --> 01:32:38,134 Si no cocinas carne de cerdo, ¿Qué importa? 1463 01:32:38,844 --> 01:32:42,764 Pero esta atención, I heart them in the cake, 1464 01:32:43,057 --> 01:32:44,599 No puedo soportarlo. 1465 01:32:44,892 --> 01:32:46,393 No puedo soportarlo. 1466 01:32:46,769 --> 01:32:53,358 El amor no tiene religión he's not Catholic, he's not Mormon, no! 1467 01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:59,948 He is not evangelical or Protestant. Love is when it grows big for you, 1468 01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:04,786 pero grande, grande, gran corazón! 1469 01:33:04,912 --> 01:33:10,458 El amor no tiene religión sin fronteras, sin nación, 1470 01:33:11,210 --> 01:33:17,424 neither American nor Bolshevik, love is when she gives you... 1471 01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:21,011 Cuando ella te da... 1472 01:33:21,178 --> 01:33:22,679 It gives you, it gives you... 1473 01:33:24,682 --> 01:33:28,643 ...vida! 1474 01:33:32,732 --> 01:33:38,612 Si me agregas, I could tag you all my good, 1475 01:33:38,946 --> 01:33:44,784 pero si te niegas, I might even tag my veins. 1476 01:33:45,328 --> 01:33:51,374 Créeme, no lo eres among those usual friendships, 1477 01:33:51,542 --> 01:33:57,589 lo que te haces a ti mismo to only do the dirty things. 1478 01:33:57,923 --> 01:34:04,012 Si me agregas, then I also trill you every day, 1479 01:34:04,138 --> 01:34:10,310 pero si te niegas, I drill myself on youporno. 1480 01:34:10,478 --> 01:34:16,399 Eso es lo que eres you are my original program. 1481 01:34:16,817 --> 01:34:22,656 Todos los demás ahora Now they just make me crack. 1482 01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:39,214 I know, you're looking for me too en esta noche oscura. 1483 01:34:39,298 --> 01:34:41,758 No tienes que tener miedo eres como yo. 1484 01:34:42,009 --> 01:34:45,178 You're not looking for an adventure, you're looking for something that lasts, 1485 01:34:45,304 --> 01:34:48,348 sin malentendidos, the "e" is without the accent. 1486 01:34:48,474 --> 01:34:51,559 leer los comentarios que las mujeres me escribieron, 1487 01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:54,562 solo para entenderte who am I, the undersigned 1488 01:34:54,855 --> 01:34:58,525 and those who write to me "you're beautiful" I will delete them immediately. 1489 01:34:58,818 --> 01:35:01,695 no lo tomo, I'm not making fun of you, 1490 01:35:01,946 --> 01:35:04,322 I'm not a muscular pachyderm. 1491 01:35:04,407 --> 01:35:07,367 ¡A mí! No te importa una mierda ¡empuje la confirmación! 1492 01:35:07,493 --> 01:35:13,540 Si me agregas, I could tag you all my good, 1493 01:35:13,666 --> 01:35:20,046 pero si te niegas, I might even tag my veins. 1494 01:35:20,214 --> 01:35:26,469 Eso es lo que eres you are my original program. 1495 01:35:26,887 --> 01:35:32,684 All the others by now, you know, Now they just make me crack. 1496 01:36:06,343 --> 01:36:09,512 Subtítulos por ESTUDIO ASCI - Crema